Welcome to Pointless Products. A professor once said, "Don't rewrite what someone has already said better than you could." So, to sum up the Pointless Products Posts, here's Homer Simpson:
Homer Explains Pointless Products
Here is the first product. Holy Moses it is useless.
A Lighted Self-Grinding Pepper Shaker
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This is so cool! I want one! This would be perfect when I am cooking in the dark and stuff.
"Honey?"
"Yes dear?"
"Could you grind some pepper on my salad?"
"Certainly... AHHH!!!"
"AHHH!!! You sprinkled ground pepper in my eye!"
"Well, I couldn't see! We can't afford lamps, candles, or windows!"
"DAMN YOU LAMPLESS PEPPER-GRINDER!!! THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!"
etc, etc
Come on! Pointless? HARDLY!
I had to get my mom for christmas right? Like are you with me? Like ok, and she wanted a flashlight and peppershaker. Well she wanted some oxycotton, but hell, what am I, a dermitologist? Like, NO way Jose!!! Anyway, I could only buy her one thing since my boyfriend is in the slammer and I aint got that money comin in. So I was like what should I buy? The flashlight since our power got shut off? Or a peppershaker since she loves shaking peppers??? Well HELL YA! I found this product and was like Dillio YO! My mom loved it, and that wasnt the best part. SHE PREGNANT!! YEA!
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