Monday, December 17, 2007

I pledge to be your friend....do you know what that means?!?!

A forwarded message I received from the Cat-Fattener:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants:

everyone can see it,

but only you can feel the true warmth.

6 comments:

The Cat Fattener said...

Its good to have true friends.....

Anonymous said...

92 days 'til spring....

:)

Anonymous said...

ninety-one .....

91......

Days until spring

Anonymous said...

Good morning...... Thursday......

90 days 'til spring

take that

The Cat Fattener said...

We are almost ready to roll. Hope to leave tomorrow (Friday) by 3 p.m.
Straight thru.... should be a real adventure, as in the "SUNCOR" days...

Rowdy Yates:

roll-'n - roll-'n- roll-'n, keep them doggies roll-'n

Jessica said...

Your new place looks pretty cool! Wish I could come see it now too. I will make it out there soon though.


And to the "Cat Fattener"--- Maybe you should switch to decaf! :)