1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants:
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
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Its good to have true friends.....
92 days 'til spring....
:)
ninety-one .....
91......
Days until spring
Good morning...... Thursday......
90 days 'til spring
take that
We are almost ready to roll. Hope to leave tomorrow (Friday) by 3 p.m.
Straight thru.... should be a real adventure, as in the "SUNCOR" days...
Rowdy Yates:
roll-'n - roll-'n- roll-'n, keep them doggies roll-'n
Your new place looks pretty cool! Wish I could come see it now too. I will make it out there soon though.
And to the "Cat Fattener"--- Maybe you should switch to decaf! :)
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