Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Mr. Forton's 45th Annual March Madness "All Name Team"

[Editor's Note: DropMyStraw is proud to present guest editor Mr. Forton's amazingly successful All-Name Team]

Its hard to find good names these days. Parents aren't keeping their eyes on the prize. Its a sad day when the All American Apple Pie Flag Waving Baby Slapping Uncle Sam Dancing 45th All Name Team has to resort to foreigners to complete the list. Homeland Security should do something about this. Well here is this years list. How do you spell Marty? And can one man be named after 2 food groups? Now for the 45th Annual All Name Team brought to you by America's Furniture in Anacostia DC
"Back Dat Thang Up!"

God Bless You and America!

Scooby Johnson – Texas A&M C.C. Islanders

Idong Ibok – MSU

Goran Suton – MSU

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute – UCLA

O.J. Mayo – USC

Antanas Kavaliauskas – Texas A&M

Maarty Leunen – Oregon

Do-kun Akingbade – George Washington

Vovo Severovas – Oakland


Anonymous said...

And coming soon to the Triggs University Team - Jackson/Jaxson/Jaxon Conet Esquire Triggs IV (IV references the name Conet only( yes we can name hiim whatever we want)).


Anonymous said...

Is this somehow connected to your previous statement of adding another member to the family?

Matt said...

Yes. We are planning to name the new household member "Luc Richard Mbah a Moute" or "Do-Kun Akingbade" The neighbors will be pleased.