[Editor's Note: DropMyStraw is proud to present guest editor Mr. Forton's amazingly successful All-Name Team]
Its hard to find good names these days. Parents aren't keeping their eyes on the prize. Its a sad day when the All American Apple Pie Flag Waving Baby Slapping Uncle Sam Dancing 45th All Name Team has to resort to foreigners to complete the list. Homeland Security should do something about this. Well here is this years list. How do you spell Marty? And can one man be named after 2 food groups? Now for the 45th Annual All Name Team brought to you by America's Furniture in Anacostia DC "Back Dat Thang Up!"
God Bless You and America!
Scooby Johnson – Texas A&M C.C. Islanders
Idong Ibok – MSU
Goran Suton – MSU
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute – UCLA
O.J. Mayo – USC
Antanas Kavaliauskas – Texas A&M
Maarty Leunen – Oregon
Do-kun Akingbade – George Washington
Vovo Severovas – Oakland